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Norwegian Themed Tees and Gifts from KaosNorway |
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![]() Norway Norwegian Norsk Women's Champion Slip On Shoe covered with the Norwegian flag. On the back of the shoe you can read: Norway - Norge - under a heart shaped Norwegian flag |
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relax from shopping from time to time ********** I have spent all my money shopping t-shirts. Uffda! Uff Da is the same as Charlie Browns Good Grief, oops or Uff da is an all-purpose expression covering a variety of situations and it may be used in any of the following situations: Uff Da when your horn goes off accidentally as you are following a group of Hells Angels on the freeway. UFF Da is having a mouse crawl up your leg on a hay ride. UFF Da is eating a delicious sandwich, and then discovering you used cat food. UFF Da is waking yourself up in church with your own snoring. UFF Da is getting swished in the face with a cows wet tail. UFF Da is when you wake up face down on the pavement. UFF Da is trying to dance the polka to rock and roll music. Uff Da is when you step over it. Fee DA is when you step in it. Uff Da! is when you SEE a Cow Pie! FY DA! is when you STEP in it! Uff Da is losing your wad of gum in the chicken yard. Uff Da: arriving late at a lutefisk supper and getting served minced ham instead. Uff Da : looking in the mirror and discovering youre not getting better, just older. Uff Da: getting out of bed in the morning with a backache. Uff Da: forgetting your mother-in-laws first name. Uff Da: sneezing so hard your false teeth end up in the bread plate. Uff Da: is looking in your rearview mirror and seeing flashing red lights Do you want to cook a perfect lutefisk dinner? Call the Lutefisk Hot Line Lutefisk Hotline: (800) 882-0212 Olsen Fish Company 2115 North 2nd Street Minneapolis, MN 55411 USA Semi-decent Lutefish chef Its not difficult preparing a semi-decent lutefisk dinner if you follow the recipe you find at Olsen Fish Company or Sons of Norway. If you want to impress your "Lutefisk Lover" with a perfect Lutefisk Dinner give him/her tickets to the annual Lutefisk Feed or bribe a merrited Lutefisk Chef to do the cooking The biggest problem making a superior lutefisk meal for the novice lutefisk "chef" is to find the secret ingredient the merrited chefs use. My best guess is: one dash of passion one ounce of love Small warning If you buy frozen lutefisk allow it to thaw properly or you will end up with a yello-soup. Been There. Done That! Had to save the crisp bacon dices and grean pea stew in the freezer so I could use them at a later point In Case of Lutefisk Emergency Lutefisk Hotline: (800) 882-0212 Fun Facts about Lutefisk "Lutefisk is a traditional dish of the Nordic countries made from stockfish (air-dried whitefish) or dried/salted whitefish (klippfisk) and soda lye (lut). To make the fish edible, a final treatment of yet another four to six days of soaking in cold water (also changed daily) is needed. Eventually, the lutefisk is ready to be cooked." Wikipedia Finished and ready to eat it look much like fish yello Not everyone prefer the most wobbely version of Lutefisk, you can get lutefisk thats more flaky than yello-ish, but if you ever have seen it you sure do not forget what you have seen Try to push a plate filled with lutefisk with a finger watch the fish shiver and shake With the image of the wobbly lutefisk fresh in mind we can wonder why: a rock on the moon got the name lutefisk several companies named themselves lutefisk a rock group |
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